Wallygamer has a crush

xplodder: the reason I have changed my name is because I am going undercover for a while, I know it may sound strange but I had to change my name for a reason I cannot explain right now
demu: haha, who the fuck are you
demu: AHH wally
demu: kk
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xplodder has changed their name to WallyGamer4.
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demu: and friends crashing
demu: so what were you doing?
WallyGamer4: do you know that Left 4 dead is bieng discounted this weekend with 50% off?
demu: nope
demu: been playing fear 2
WallyGamer4: ...
WallyGamer4: do you know what I am hinting at?
demu: buying fake accounts and griefing new players?
WallyGamer4: I really really really really really really really want left 4 dead... but what you suggested sounds quite fun
demu: oh i thought you had it all the time
WallyGamer4: no... I don't
WallyGamer4: and it is 25 dollars and it is TAUNTING ME!
WallyGamer4: could you gift it to me? PLEASE?
demu: what do you mean?
WallyGamer4 falls to his knees and begs demu with tears running down his face
WallyGamer4: PLEASE?!
demu: buy your own games :p
demu: am not rich
WallyGamer4 falls to the floor and screams into the ground
WallyGamer4: I don't ave money either
WallyGamer4: DAMNIT!
WallyGamer4: how did you get Fear 2?
demu: downloaded
WallyGamer4: ...
WallyGamer4: I feel weak
WallyGamer4 falls to the ground, lying motionless
demu: gotta download da games, ya know what im saying
demu: gangsta style
WallyGamer4: my morals do not allow me to do this, it is both a blessing and a curse
WallyGamer4: I will try to get the game any way I can, but I will NOT do a four finger discount
WallyGamer4: I won't download it without paying for it
demu: guess you need a job :p
WallyGamer4: I have an interview tomorrow
WallyGamer4: I hope I am hired... I really do, so I can get out of this cycle of begging without any gains
WallyGamer4: but I also have to write a summary on a qsych paper, I have to film a video which will probably take about 4 hours, I have to study for a western history test, and I have to study for a science test... fun times indeed
demu: and ill be playing left 4 dead
WallyGamer4 cries a little
demu: :)
WallyGamer4 pulls a pistol from underneath his shirt and aims it a his own head
demu: i think im also going to play fear 2 which is awesome
demu: and maybe i'll also get laid
WallyGamer4: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/210157
WallyGamer4 looks up at demu, hand shaking as he slowly presses the trigger
WallyGamer4: please don't make me do this...
demu: i think im going to have several orgasms and enjoy the life to the extreme while you're writing essay
WallyGamer4: ...
WallyGamer4: I don't even have a girlfriend, never had one actually, no one really to talk to, to share thoughs and feelings with...
WallyGamer4: I will probably go through life alone... unloved.
demu: :(
demu: as a girl it's hard to go around in life without getting into relationships :D
WallyGamer4: tomorrow is valentines day, the day that I will come to hate, seeing happy couples walking to and from resturaunts, happy
WallyGamer4: while I stand there in the shadow, alone and sad.
WallyGamer4 presses the gun harder into his temple and shuts his eyes in fear of the impending death.
WallyGamer4 starts to sob
WallyGamer4: I AM TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE!
demu: i like you, i think you'll get a girl in life
demu: girls appreciate straightforward guys who talk about their feelings
WallyGamer4 looks up at demu, sobbing still
WallyGamer4: really?
demu: Yes.
WallyGamer4: I do kind of have a crush on a girl at college, but I am too afraid of rejection to ask her if she would want to go see a movie.
WallyGamer4: I am a wimp
demu: just go ask her?
demu: its just cute if you blush and go shy
WallyGamer4: :)
WallyGamer4 stands up and puts the gun away and wipes his eyes and face.
WallyGamer4: Thank you.
WallyGamer4 gives demu a hug
WallyGamer4 releases demu
WallyGamer4: are you still there?
demu: yes im eating
WallyGamer4: oh
demu: dont mind hugs :)
WallyGamer4: :)
WallyGamer4: why do I feel so confortable talking to girls online and become a quavering pile of emotion in real life?
demu: because it's face to face.
WallyGamer4: yeah...
WallyGamer4: I just feel awkward when talking to women, I feel very nervous
WallyGamer4: like, now
WallyGamer4: I feel kind of nervous
demu: why, do you have a crush on me, too?
WallyGamer4: a little....
demu: why?
WallyGamer4: see, right here I don't know what to say...