SH4D0W R0B0T: why did you leave and ruin the game?
Swedish Chef: I knew that is why you added me. If you add me don't add me to be salty.
Swedish Chef: Fuck off cunt
SH4D0W R0B0T: and why were you shooting at fucking barrels in a firefight?
SH4D0W R0B0T: was that some kind of an epic meme?
Swedish Chef: This is my derank account dumbass
SH4D0W R0B0T: dumb kid
Swedish Chef: Kid? I'm not a kid
SH4D0W R0B0T: ya okay
Swedish Chef: I'm 29 years of age.
Swedish Chef: I'm not a kid
Swedish Chef: But oh well.
Swedish Chef: Enjoy being stuck in Nova hell kid
Swedish Chef: And don't add me to be salty ever again.
SH4D0W R0B0T: calm down, kid
Swedish Chef: Don't call me a kid, son.
SH4D0W R0B0T: practice the game a bit more and you might learn how to play it a little bit, boy-o
Swedish Chef: You do realize I'm Supreme on my main, right?
SH4D0W R0B0T: that sounds funny because i'm supreme and you're definitely not on my level, kid
Swedish Chef: http://steamcommunity.com/id/nr1bluxfy/
Swedish Chef: My main faggot
Swedish Chef: But whatever. It's people like you that are what's wrong w/ this country. Enjoy living in your parents' house for a little while longer. Please talk to me when you have 2 master's degrees by the time you're 29.
Swedish Chef: But it's whatever. Hope your mom dies in a fire cunt
Swedish Chef is now Online.
Swedish Chef: There I added you back. I wanna see what you have to say
SH4D0W R0B0T: african & women studies degrees or what, kid?
Swedish Chef: I'm an Engineer kid.
SH4D0W R0B0T: software?
Swedish Chef: Hardware and Software
Swedish Chef: Went to Ohio State
SH4D0W R0B0T: did you wrestle for ohio state?
Swedish Chef: Nope
Swedish Chef: I'm a 5'7" 175 pound person.
Swedish Chef: I'm small.
Swedish Chef: But you don't scare me
Swedish Chef: What's the matter cat got your tongue? Can't think of a comeback you little keyboard warrior?
SH4D0W R0B0T: i just realized that im talking with elliot rodgers, is all
Swedish Chef: Ooh, that hurt so much
Swedish Chef: I'm gonna go cry to my wife
SH4D0W R0B0T: bet she's a real catch
SH4D0W R0B0T: if she's willing to settle for a geeky 5'7'er
Swedish Chef: She's better looking than anywomen you've ever seen
SH4D0W R0B0T: most women don't touch software engineers with a stick
Swedish Chef: I'm both hardware and software kid. I'm about to go back for Aerospace as well.
Swedish Chef: Lol
Swedish Chef: Talk to me when you make more than 16 grand a year.
SH4D0W R0B0T: what?
SH4D0W R0B0T: 16 grand is mcdonalds wage, kid
SH4D0W R0B0T: you need to get some life experience before trying to lie about your age man
Swedish Chef: Exactly that's what I'm saying. You catch on very quickly
Swedish Chef: I'm not lying about my age at all
Swedish Chef: I was born June 5th, 1987 at 1:14 in the morning at Gwinnett Medical Hospital in Lawrenceville GA
Swedish Chef: Too easy man.
Swedish Chef: At least make it a little harder on me
SH4D0W R0B0T: prove it, take a picture of a document proving this
Swedish Chef: Nah, I don't want you getting my social or anything like that.
SH4D0W R0B0T: until then you're just a butthurt kid who got more than he bargained for in cs
Swedish Chef: I'm not dumb
Call from Swedish Chef started.
Call with Swedish Chef ended.
Swedish Chef: Oh shit I try calling and you do nothing.
Swedish Chef: You're the one that's scared
Swedish Chef: Fuckin pussy
SH4D0W R0B0T: you let it rang for 2 seconds
Swedish Chef: Wrong.
SH4D0W R0B0T: why don't you come into my mumble server?
Swedish Chef: Remote end did not answer call - hanging up
Swedish Chef: Don't have it on my computer.
SH4D0W R0B0T: you don't know how to install a 5mb program as an engineer?
Swedish Chef: I do but I won't
Swedish Chef: How's about you join my teamspeak server?
SH4D0W R0B0T: ip & pw, kid
Swedish Chef: http://teamspeak3.i3d.net:10424
Swedish Chef: TACO
Swedish Chef: If the appearance of you annoys me you're getting banned.
Swedish Chef: Taking you a little long...
SH4D0W R0B0T: how about a server where yo're not an admin then?
Swedish Chef: Nope
Swedish Chef: You add me, you talk shit, call me a liar...you're coming on my turf little boy
Swedish Chef: Ahh, does nothing.
Swedish Chef: Owner of server took my admin privelages away.
SH4D0W R0B0T: yeah right, you're looking to get my IP so you can ddoss
Swedish Chef: Wrong
SH4D0W R0B0T: how about you join cs go with me
Swedish Chef: Lol
Swedish Chef: I don't do that.
SH4D0W R0B0T: and we play a friendly round of CS GO
Swedish Chef: It's against the law kid
SH4D0W R0B0T: i'll show you i'm better than you at CS, kid
SH4D0W R0B0T: even though you're supposedly supreme
Swedish Chef: Ok, I'll go ahead and tell you. That was a friend's account. The only thing I've lied about here is my rank. I'm a legit Nova 2, so what.
Swedish Chef: Now join the teamspeak
Swedish Chef: I'm not going to do anything w/ your ip because I'm not dumb and I'm not gonna go to federal prison.
Swedish Chef: And you give me proof that you're actually "Supreme"
Swedish Chef: And I'm on TS on my phone, so I wouldn't be able to do anything with your ip because I'm not going to take the time to do anything on my phone.
Swedish Chef: I'm not even at my computer
SH4D0W R0B0T: you'll have to be a little smarter than that to be able to DDOS me, kid
SH4D0W R0B0T: paid for that botnet with mommy's credit card?
Swedish Chef: I'm not going to DDOS you.
Swedish Chef: I know what the FCC regulates and what laws they have set in place, lol
Swedish Chef: I'm not going to do anything to go back to jail.
Swedish Chef: Haha
Swedish Chef: I went when I was 16, never gonna go again.
Swedish Chef: But it's whatever.
SH4D0W R0B0T: 16 year olds dont get sent to jail
Swedish Chef: Yes they do dumbass
Swedish Chef: Prison and jail are two separate things.
Swedish Chef: In the state of GA a 16 year old can be tried as an adult.
Swedish Chef: And I did
Swedish Chef: B&E is no joke, sire.
Swedish Chef: Just in case you don't know what that means...it means "Breaking and Entering.
Swedish Chef: "
Swedish Chef: Enjoy your sad, pathetic life little boy.
SH4D0W R0B0T: aight, elliot
SH4D0W R0B0T: cuckboy
Swedish Chef: I was going to give you all the proof you wanted, but I don't care.
Swedish Chef: At least I know what a college degree feels like.
Swedish Chef: And what it's like to move out and get married.
Swedish Chef: And good luck trying to DDOS me, too little boy.
SH4D0W R0B0T: you're too insignificant to be ddos'd
Swedish Chef: You're a little shit stain on this planet. You were a mistake, lol.
Swedish Chef: 19501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 33180 If you want the proof. I'll buy your plane ticket tonight
Swedish Chef: There's my address little boy.
SH4D0W R0B0T: how will i receive the ticket?
Swedish Chef: VIA email
Swedish Chef: As long as it's a domestic flight I don't care.
SH4D0W R0B0T: oh so you back out of it instantly
Swedish Chef: No. I'm not going to spend $1500 on a ticket when I have kids I have to feed.
Swedish Chef: No, fuck it, for your punk ass you can be flying from Australia for all I care.
Swedish Chef: I just want to beat wholesale ass.
Swedish Chef: So what airport code are we flying from?
Swedish Chef: I gave you my address, the least you can tell me is what city you're from.
Swedish Chef: My budget for your punk ass is $3,500
Swedish Chef: So I'll even fly you first class out here.
SH4D0W R0B0T: helsinki
Swedish Chef: 19501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 3318019501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 33180
Swedish Chef: Just to get my point across.
Swedish Chef: You don't scare me; you'll never scare me, and I know I'm telling the truth
Swedish Chef: It's that simple
Swedish Chef: When you're ready to act upon it I have the money set aside. Just message me when you wanna.
SH4D0W R0B0T: your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash
Swedish Chef: Wrong
Swedish Chef: I will put you on the first flight out little boy.
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