Actually I'm not a virgin I play metal

You: kill yourself virgin nerd :DDD

Stranger: im not virgin sorry to tell you

Stranger: and i too precious to die

Stranger: world will collapse

You: looks to me like you're a virgin

Stranger: i have a hot gf im not nerd i dont know any chemestry of phisics or math soo im not nerd

Stranger: i have a metal band actually
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Stranger: hope u die on ur moms birthday pant jizzer

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Stranger: Beware. The Goblin Men are coming.
You: alo
You: gibbels böggels?
Stranger: They are everywhere.
Stranger: They hide up your nostrils.
Stranger: In your breakfast cereals.
You: hörren bönd ak uzul
Stranger: Even under your shoes.
You: luzny?
Stranger: Oh, learn English for Christ's sake
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