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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Wallygamer shows some skinheads what's up

 This is an older log of Mr. Bungie talking with Wally.

08:02 - BOB: Hey wally.
08:02 - WallyGamer4: hello
08:03 - BOB: How's it going?
08:03 - WallyGamer4: meh, college
08:03 - BOB: Are you getting along with your roommate?
08:03 - WallyGamer4: don't have one, college is only 30 minutes away from where I live
08:04 - BOB: That's cool.
08:04 - WallyGamer4: kind of annoying having to deal with idiot drivers going to and from college
08:05 - WallyGamer4: I am courteous, I let people go in front of me, and what do I get in return from them, nothing, not even a wave of acknowledgement
08:05 - WallyGamer4: also, morons that intentionally speed up to dissallow you from merging
08:06 - BOB: yea man I know how it is
08:06 - WallyGamer4: same with assholes that think just because you stopped beside them at a red light does not mean that you want to roll down your window and converse.
08:08 - WallyGamer4: I scared the hell out of one driver the other day, he was about the same age as me, he was with friends, all acting like douchebags. He rolled down the window to say something, and I rolled down my window and yelled at the top of my lungs, I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, then I rolled my window back up and turned my music back up
08:09 - WallyGamer4: I kind of glanced at him before the light turned green and he looked a bit shaken
08:09 - WallyGamer4: :D
08:09 - BOB: Man you owned him! lol
08:10 - WallyGamer4: and I was listening to Disturbed.
08:10 - WallyGamer4: the album was Ten Thousand Fists
08:12 - WallyGamer4: also, just to add a bit more horror to it, I flipped open my knife, it is a CRKT Hisatsu Folder, and I looked at him, then I proceeded to clean my knife on the steering wheel, you know, just rubbing the flat against the wheel
08:12 - WallyGamer4: I looked back and it looked like he and his friends all had a major shit
08:13 - BOB: LOL! That'll teach 'em
08:14 - WallyGamer4: they were a bunch of wiggers anyway, blasting raqp and trying, and failing, to be cool.
08:14 - BOB: Wiggers can be so annoying.
08:15 - WallyGamer4: absofuckinlutely
08:15 - WallyGamer4: so are the ones that are deemed "skinheads"
08:15 - WallyGamer4: Here is another funny anecdote
08:17 - WallyGamer4: I was in gamestop in the mall, just looking to see what new wares they had, when a group of the ingrades walked into the store, there were about five of them, I could tell exactly when they walked in because they brought with them the stench of cheap cologne.
08:17 - WallyGamer4: The salesman at the front asked if they were looking for anything in particular and was met with no response
08:18 - WallyGamer4: I turned, pretending to read the back of a game box, I glanced up to size up the bunch.
08:19 - WallyGamer4: They looked pathetic, the tallest one, maybe 6'2" looked as if he hadn't seen the sun his entire life, the other ones looked equally dumb
08:19 - WallyGamer4: I can usually tell the demeanor and mannerisms of someone by looking at them, all I could see in this group was hate.
08:20 - WallyGamer4: I turned back around and placed the game back on its shelf, I turned to leave and the tall shithead was standing right in front of me
08:21 - WallyGamer4: it was kind of pathetic, I am 6'8", he was 6'2", he had what I call "small man syndrome" because he had found someone taller than he.
08:22 - WallyGamer4: so he had to show his "manlieness" by doing something to make me flinch
08:23 - WallyGamer4: you know how people sometimes do that lunge thing? Usually to make you flinch and therefore be laughed at?
08:23 - BOB: Yeah.
08:24 - WallyGamer4: Well, he tried that on me, I didn't flinch, I just stood there with a besmirched look on my face.
08:24 - WallyGamer4: That made him angry
08:25 - WallyGamer4: He looked back at his "pep team" for support and when he looked back, I had leaned down to where my face was level with his, and I had this big grin on my face.
08:26 - WallyGamer4: it was like this. Here is his face }.
08:26 - WallyGamer4: and here is my face {
08:27 - WallyGamer4: at first when I turned around, or faces were about this far apart, using dots as feet. }.....{
08:27 - WallyGamer4: when he turned to look at me again it was this close }.{
08:27 - WallyGamer4: and I had a grin somewhat like this on my face
08:27 - WallyGamer4: :D
08:28 - WallyGamer4: and I just said one word, making sure to bring up the nastiest smelling burp with it, HI!!!
08:28 - WallyGamer4: I think I made him physically ill
08:28 - WallyGamer4: I had garlic earlier at one of the eateries in the mall
08:29 - WallyGamer4: Pizza with italian sausage and garlic infused crust
08:29 - WallyGamer4: really bad stink
08:29 - BOB: LOL!

08:29 - BOB: I can't believe you did that.
08:29 - BOB: Brb.
08:30 - WallyGamer4: Believe me, I was pissed

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