British Virgin in Omegle

You: alo

Stranger: hey

You: from?

Stranger: england,y ou?

You: american

You: and just so you know

You: your country is called united kingdom

You: not fucking england

Stranger: regardless, i still live in england

Stranger: i could've said "north yorkshire"

Stranger: i was just being more specific than "UK"

You: the more detailed answer you give, the more retarded you are

Stranger: yeah, that makes perfect sense

You: especially when you're from a country that's latest achievements have been butchering the english language

You: nowadays english only flourishes here in america, really

Stranger: and? languages change over time. they always have done. maybe the english we grew up with is slowly change

You: oi da fockin, fish an chips m8

You: really

You: grew up

You: more like

You: someone took a shit on it

Stranger: yeah, well done for summing up the entire population of england by a couple stupid teenagers.

Stranger: many of us still talk properly

Stranger: "Hey, can i have a portion of chips please?"

Stranger: OH LOOK

Stranger: english!

You: does that mean you're 70 years old?

Stranger: no, it means im 18

You: well that means ur a virgin with not much social contacts

Stranger: yeah, cause thats how it works. every teenager with maners is a virgin with no friends. yeah, well done, well done for not knowing how life works! I reckon you're just a hick who thinks that America is the centre of the world. Hey look, i can judge people too, oh, you're gonna tell me i'm wrong by saying you're a law student, and i will accept that i am wrong, because i judged you. At least i didn't sum up the entire American population "heyyy brandeen! yo' wanna go get that there road keel! it can be our deener for aday!"

You: america is the center of the world

Stranger: no, the centre of the world is a ball of iron, get it right

You: funny how you wrote a fucking essay to defend yourself when i said you're a virgin

You: must've hit the nerve

Stranger: yeah kinda. It's just that you're not understanding that there are people out there with manners, who are young, who have lives etc etc

You: maybe in america

You: but not in fucking europe

Stranger: yeah, that's where you're wrong.

Stranger: i don't know if you can understand this "wrong" concept, but i can certainly tell you, you are wrong

Stranger: oh, and by the way

Stranger: "Stranger: from?
You: england,y ou?
Stranger: american"

Stranger: your country isn't called "American"

You: you asked my nationality, retard

Stranger: no i didnt

Stranger: i asked where you were from

Stranger: i never mentioned the word "nationallity" once

You: you're the biggest virgin i've met in omegle, holy shit

You: think about it

Stranger: no, why don't you tell me?

You: wanna know what pussy feels like?

You: it's like a soft, wet pillow that grabs your cock with it's lips

You: and it massages the penis with every move

You: and it feels pretty nice

You: maybe you'll get to try it some day

You: in the distant future

Stranger: yeah, i know what pussy feels like. but you're not telling me why im the "biggest virgin you've met on omegle" you're just making fun of me further

Stranger: do you not have any evidence to support your claim?

Stranger: are you one of these people who can tell half a story, and when questioned you just repeat parts of the story again?

You: everything about you screams virgin

You: it's funny

You: and depressing

You: and you want me to prove you're a virgin

You: holy shit

Stranger: righht, what screams out that im a virgin?! the fact i can structure sentences? the fact that i can find flaws in your arguments? yeah, those 2 things make an automatic virgin. Of course, its not that i am smart and i have infact had sex, no, it must be that im smart, and just spend all my time reading books!

You: everything

You: i mean

You: holy shit

Stranger: yeah "holy shit" is that all you got. support your claims, go on, i'd like to see you try.

You: how about

You: you're a pathetic nerd virgin whose trying to prove himself so hard it's painfully obvious you're virgin

You: seriously, do you think twice what it looks like to read what you're typing?

You: you have no social skills

Stranger: oh, yeah, i do. See you used a word there which is quite important, "think", i do think about what im saying. I think about what i say, and what i can follow it up with. And no social skills, yeah, says the guy who is also on his computer.

You: why don't you just give up the act

You: and admit you're a virgin

You: and we can drop it

Stranger: why dont you just get a fucking life, and admit that you are so very wrong

You: i'm right

You: that's what's making you miserable

You: that's why you're trying to prove yourself

Stranger: mhmm, yeah, you're sooooooo right

You: that's why i know you're a virgin :)

Stranger: of course, you've never met me, yet you're so determined to prove i'm a virgin, when i'm infact not

You: yes you are

Stranger: i'll tell you what, lets have this conversation 3 years ago, and then i'll say im a virgin

Stranger: (Y)

You: you are unathletic, ugly nerd with glasses

You: and

You: a virgin

Stranger: oh, you're right about one thing at least, i do have glasses

Stranger: i reckon you're just the same

Stranger: OH

Stranger: wait

Stranger: no, i know i'm wrong already

You: let's keep the subject on your virginity

Stranger: you're "quaterback of the football team, with a 6 pack and a 10inch dick"

You: pretty close, im in the usmc though

Stranger: hey, wow, amazing! y'know, i play football, rugby, and also cricket, very often! i also go for 4 mile jogs everyday if i have time

Stranger: and guess what, i've had sex!

You: you can't play football if you have glasses, you stupid nerd

You: you're a virgin

Stranger: amazing, you've done it again. You've said the same point, with out evidence for your claims.

You: did i hear you say you're a virgin?

Stranger: i said that if we were to have this conversation 3 years ago then i would've thruthfully said yes.

Stranger: other than that i would've said that i was a virgin purely in a sarcastic manner

You: the only possible reason for you to want to prove yourself so bad is that you are a virgin

You: so stop trying

You: you can't fool me

You: im not socially inept like you

Stranger: maybe you're trying to hard to prove i am a virgin because you're trying to compensate that you are a virgin by insulting other people?

You: here we go again with your "no u" argument

You: not gonna work

You: you're a virgin

Stranger: OH!

Stranger: look

Stranger: there it is again

Stranger: the sae point

Stranger: what cant i see

Stranger: EVIDENCE!

Stranger: for your stupid claim

You: it's not stupid, you know it's true

You: you just won't admit it

Stranger: tell you what mate, get a fucking life! And stop trying to insult people you've never met, and will never meet!

Stranger: you just wont admit you're a virgin too

You: hahaha

You: see, I was right all along but you wouldn't admit it until now

Stranger: i havent admitted it.

Stranger: But we both know you're the vigrin

You: Stranger: you just wont admit you're a virgin too

Stranger: *virgin

Stranger: and, im tired. People make mistakes when they're tired

You: you're a virgin, that's what you are

Stranger: Y'know, i dont actually care if you think you're right right now.

Stranger: i know you're not, but you think you are.

Stranger: i am tired, i am going to bed.

Stranger: you can think you're right for hte rest of your life now

You: to bed

You: alone

You: all alone

You: virgin

Stranger: yeah, well thought out.

Stranger: but im never gonna talk to you again

You: thanks, virgin

Stranger: i dont care!

Stranger: i can forget this happened in a matter of minutes

Stranger: but you wont forget it, cause you're a stuck up american fuck!

Stranger: get a life, goodnight

Your conversational partner has disconnected.