Weird conversation with an austrian person

You: alo
Stranger: ALLO
Stranger: stranger
You: from?
Stranger: aussie ma'e
You: holy shit
Stranger: you?
You: i've been to germany once
You: it's right next to austria
You: you speak german there, too?
Stranger: Nahh man
You: amazing
Stranger: australia
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: not austria
You: yeah, that's what i was talking about
You: im american btw
Stranger: oh
Stranger: australian
Stranger: not austrian
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: down under
You: hmm
You: doesn't ring a bell
Stranger: Your kidding
You: oh you mean the austria with the kangaroo tribe people?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: its a different place man
You: oh i thought united kingdom owns both
You: are you a kangaroo?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am a kangaroo
You: nice
Stranger: no
You: never talked with a kangaroo before
Stranger: do you know what a kangaroo is man?
Stranger: hahahhahah
You: some tribe i think
Stranger: a kangaroo is an animal
Stranger: native to australia
You: like black people in africa?
Stranger: your kidding
Stranger: right?
Stranger: tell me your joking?
You: im not joking
You: ?
You: what?
Stranger: never mind
You: so what you guys do over there?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: what you guyz do there
Stranger: beach
Stranger: city
Stranger: computer
Stranger: play games
You: you have video games too?
You: nice
You: do you have counter strike like we do?
Stranger: Yeah man
Stranger: we aint different to you
You: how do you get food over there?
You: do you like have to hunt?
Stranger: We go grocery shopping
You: do you have walmarts too?
Stranger: No
Stranger: well almost
Stranger: k-mart
Stranger: coles
Stranger: woolworths
Stranger: australian buisnesses
You: oh nice
You: got mcdonalds?
You: kfc?
You: burger king?
Stranger: maccas yes
Stranger: kfc yes
Stranger: burger king we are running out of
You: nice
You: i guess you dont have any problems getting food then
You: been enjoying the summer?
Stranger: its not summer here
Stranger: its winter
You: how the hell is that possible?
Stranger: diffrent side of the world
You: oh
You: so it's like our turn to get some sun
Stranger: Your joking right
You: why do you keep asking that?
Stranger: your not this dum
You: im just trying to have a friendly chat
You: with a kangaroo
Stranger: ahhahahahahh
Stranger: you are
You: i dont understand you now
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'm not a kangaroo
Stranger: kangaroos are actually animals
Stranger: they have a tail
You: serious?
You: i need to find a picture of them
Stranger: :(
Stranger: now your just hurting my feelings
You: there's kangaroo boxing in google images
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i know
Stranger: lol
You: are kangaroos good at boxing?
Stranger: kangaroos dnt box
Stranger: its joke
Stranger: i am leaving now
Stranger: bye bye
You: have fun in the sun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.