Reptile rages after a L4D game gone wrong

Mr. Magnus Rövqvist joined the final of the campaign we were playing and started griefing on the other team when he noticed they were going to lose. He would suicide and reconnect and teamkill and suicide again with a different character.


1:08 - demu: lol owned
1:09 - rep: nice tankdodging you did
1:09 - rep: $$$$$$$$$$
1:09 - rep: flew off the roof like a pro
1:09 - demu: why would you piss ghz off pls?
rep is now Offline.
rep is now Away.
1:12 - rep: why do u always play with girls???? lool
rep is now Offline.
rep is now Online.
1:13 - rep: why are you still playing l4d when u still havent won anything notable ever in a game? stop spending your time and prove something
rep is now Offline.

I loaned his nick on IRC and started a friendly chat with him and this was the result:

01:13…    Reptile· hey i saw you play guitar on youtube
01:13…    Reptile· nice fucking spaghetti arms :D
01:14…    _Reptile: hey i saw your personality in an internet
01:14…    _Reptile: does it bring you alot of friends?
01:15…    _Reptile: time to re-think your life
01:15…    _Reptile: had a fucking awesome weeked
01:15…    _Reptile: how was yours infront of the computer
01:15…    _Reptile: ?
01:15…    _Reptile: dun tell
01:15…    _Reptile: i dont care
01:15…    _Reptile: gnite

Older Reptile log after the Warrior of Love movie I made of him.

00:57…    demul1ty: any flawless victories lately?
00:58…    Reptile: i wish
00:58…    demul1ty: ;)
00:58…    demul1ty: let's see
00:59…    demul1ty: it took you 9 days to cool down enough to type a 2 word answer :)
00:59…    demul1ty: dude, you raged pretty bad
00:59…    demul1ty: sup now
01:00…    Reptile: were you really counting?
01:00…    demul1ty: just checked the date i uploaded the movie
01:01…    Reptile: cool.. cool..
01:05…    demul1ty: even ghz cooled down before you
01:05…    Reptile: she did?
01:06…    demul1ty: yup
01:07…    demul1ty: have you gathered all your power and asked happygirl out yet?
01:07…    Reptile: she's into finns
01:07…    Reptile: you should give it a try
01:07…    demul1ty: well im not into fat ugly norweigeans
01:07…    demul1ty: tell her i decline
01:08…    Reptile: don't really speak to her much so you can go ahead and tell her yourself
01:08…    Reptile: perhaps you can make a video of it too
01:10…    demul1ty: which girl do you play 24/7 l4d then?
01:10…    demul1ty: now that i destroyed l4d dolls group
01:12…    Reptile: not playing that much now really
01:13…    demul1ty: mr rövqvist
01:13…    Reptile: clever:)
01:14…    Reptile: how's your buddy triple H?
01:15…    Reptile: he doing good?
01:15…    demul1ty: he's been working on his ground game
01:15…    demul1ty: it's pretty good
01:19…    demul1ty: are you gonna add me to friends soon?
01:19…    Reptile: where?
01:20…    demul1ty: steam
01:20…    Reptile: we're friends on youtube
01:20…    Reptile: aint that enough?
01:20…    demul1ty: i wanna be steam friends
01:20…    demul1ty: unless of course i've hurt your girly feelings so bad you can't forgive
01:20…    Reptile: i've moved on
01:21…    Reptile: maybe you'll find your way into a game of mine sometime
01:21…    Reptile: through any on my friendslist
01:21…    demul1ty: comon, don't be butthurt now, magnus
01:23…    Reptile: tell me who you're playing with these days
01:23…    Reptile: except bungie
01:23…    Reptile: in l4d i mean
01:23…    Reptile: who's still there willing to play with you? :>
01:23…    Reptile: liam like once a month
01:23…    Reptile: who else?
01:23…    demul1ty: you're right
01:23…    demul1ty: i have no internet friends :(
01:24…    demul1ty: pls be my frend
01:24…    demul1ty: tell me
01:24…    demul1ty: how do you get all the girls?
01:24…    demul1ty: pls some sex tips
01:26…    Reptile: sex tips? don't spend so much time by the computer
01:26…    Reptile: thats a good tip
01:27…    demul1ty: i meant how you get them in-game like you
01:27…    Reptile: i do?
01:28…    demul1ty: aw, come on, you're magnus rövqvist, you're the guy who plays with all the girls in l4d
01:28…    Reptile: says the guy playing with zatanna when i was playing 8 cpm-friend versus games
01:29…    Reptile: how's that working out for you?
01:29…    demul1ty: i think she loved my biceps and stuck to me
01:30…    Reptile: neat
01:30…    demul1ty: you have any biceps?
01:30…    Reptile: don't all people?
01:30…    demul1ty: most of them dont
01:31…    Reptile: technically or metaphorically?
01:31…    demul1ty: i call average natural bicep a shitcep
01:32…    Reptile: yeah it's a good sign of mental strenght when you need a personal alias for a weak bicep muscle
01:32…    demul1ty: i dont get it
01:33…    demul1ty: pls explain
01:35…    Reptile: sorry, busy breathing
01:35…    Reptile: requires my full attention
01:36…    demul1ty: oh
01:37…    demul1ty: i know how seriously you take breathing
01:37…    Reptile: good

And over in youtube...

reptilizer (1 month ago) S
let me know when you want me to act pissed off, so that your damaged self-esteem won't make you go do something you'll later regret..

intro was $, rest was mediocre.. 2/5!