Gnomerogue's Autistic Roommate Quote

21:58 - WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN L4D: he's REALLY anal about me locking the door too. like, i was reading a book and he wasn't there and i went to go take a piss (the bathroom is down the hall), then he came back while i was pissing, then when i got back he lectured me on how important it is to keep our door locked so that people don't come into our room and steal our shit. he cited a piece of paper on the wall that informs students "to lock their doors even if they'll only be gone a short time" to help support his argument, and ended with, "you need to keep the door locked, aiight?"
21:59 - WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN L4D: he also told me that "a lot of famous people have been autistic, like albert einstein, michelangelo, and the person who wrote pride and prujudice
21:59 - WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN L4D: (2:57:18 PM) PyrrhoXoXo: the other night i asked him how tall he was and he got really emotional all of a sudden and was like, "you think i'm a short, pinty bastard?" (he's maybe a few inches shorter than me and i'm 6'1) and "you think short people like me have a low IQ" (what the fuck)
21:59 - WORLD RECORD HOLDER IN L4D: also, when he gets up at night, he uses this little flashlight thing to make his way around the room. the other light i was lying there and suddenly he flashes the light in my face, so i open my eyes and he's standing there staring at me, so i'm like "what the fuck?" and he says, "oh sorry, i thought you were sleeping"